Anonymous: Are you still good friend/ talking with Tyler ? If yes how is he going ? 

I haven’t really heard much from him since the trade to be honest. Tis sad but hey, it happens. I can only assume everything’s good with him seeing it all happen.


i’m tony man i mean iron stark i mean fuck


Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit


you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time


@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.


so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD


me after i shave



when you and your friends see a fine booty



how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you



one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again