- Saint Lazslo:"d-d-d-d"
- Pete and Meagan:"CMON SAY DADDY!"
- Saint Lazslo:"DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND"
If you are pregnant or are an expecting father, if approached by Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III, be cautious. His name may make him sound like a British Duke, but he is not. Run away quickly, because he will try to coax you into naming your child something such as Señior Harlem Chowder Louise IV. Do not listen to him. Flee the area.
"This isn’t your typical love story…" opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.
*wife and I move into our new house*
bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.
*unpacks a creepy ass doll*
bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*
U THOT. U THOT BITCH U THOT.